BREAKING NEWS: KSU-SPSU MERGER REVERSED
Edit: This article was an April Fools' joke. Rumor: Effective January 2017, the SPSU-KSU merger will be reversed. A source close to The Sting revealed this information to us just yesterday. This may come as a bit of a shock: as a result of the overwhelming opposition to KSU buying out SPSU, the administration has devised a plan to strategically divide the two schools without disrupting...